rolhirst.co.uk

A website featuring the writing of Rol Hirst

rolhirst.co.uk header image 3

They Were Robots All Along

“And the twist was – they were robots all along.”

“Wait a minute… he’d had a threesome – with robots?”

“Uh-huh.”

“Actual physical, I mean, intercourse?”

“Coitus, Jeffrey…”

“No.”

“No?”

“No, I’m sorry. I don’t buy it. I mean, this guy… he’s jumped the shark with this one, you ask me.”

“You didn’t see it. Really, it was better than I’m–”

“It just never works for me. You’d know. I mean, as a bloke – you’d know. And I don’t care what kind of synthetic flesh, artificial humanoid, warm and wet replicant bullshit they come up with… you’d know. I mean, if she wasn’t a real… and even worse if there were two of ‘em—“

“I’m probably not doing it justice…”

Read the complete story here.

robots.jpg

No Comments

0 responses so far ↓

  • There are no comments yet...Kick things off by filling out the form below.

Leave a Comment